Statute Forbidding Any One to Annoy or Unduly Injure the Freshmen. Each and every one attached to this university is forbidden to offend with insult, torment, harass, drench with water or urine, throw on or defile with dust or any filth, mock by whistling, cry at them with a terrifying voice, or dare to molest in any way whatsoever physically or severely, any, who are called freshmen, in the market, streets, courts, colleges and living houses, or any place whatsoever, and particularly in the present college, when they have entered in order to matriculate or are leaving after matriculation.
Quote of the Day
My father was a failure in business, but he read Horace in the loo until he died, poor but happy.
--David Ogilvy.
Quote of the Day
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
--Will Rogers. (Via Joseph A. Morris, via e-mail.) A happy Fourth of July to all.
Quote of the Day
A man’s maturity: that is to have rediscovered the seriousness he possessed as a child at play.
--Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil.
Tumbling 'Round the Intertubes--May 27, 2013
1. The Urban Dictionary makes it to the courtroom.
2. A Franco-American Memorial Day commemoration.
3. Yes. Let's.
4. Since this links to a spoiler FAQ, you obviously should not read it if you want to avoid spoilers. But you should read it if (a) you don’t care about avoiding spoilers; and (b) you want to laugh so hard that you pull a gut muscle or several.