With Apologies to Brewster M. Higley, Daniel E. Kelley and David W. Guion

Oh, give me a home,
Where the zombies may roam,
Which looks like it's been hit by a train.
I'll call it "Detroit,"
Where management's maladroit,
And where they desecrate the works of Mark Twain.

But Don't You Dare Call It “Epistemic Closure”!

Paul Krugman: Believing whatever it is he wants to believe, facts notwithstanding.

And yes, Paul Krugman is a veritable mascot for Team Epistemic Closure.