The fans? Not so much, sometimes. And no, I don't mean to make light of this story, which is appalling beyond belief.
Note to Self (Looking a Gift Horse in the Mouth Edition)
Dear Self:
If you are ever offered free food because of your physical attractiveness, run the other way. After all, you don't want to be made into a product, especially given that you won't get any share of the proceeds from the use of the product.
Fondly,
Pejman